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Leonard(Johnny Galecki 饰)和Sheldon（Jim Parsons 饰）是一对合起来智商超过360的疯狂科学家宅男。他们的科学家朋友还有风流的Wolowitz（Simon Helberg 饰）和从来不和女人说话的印度人。
最近，科学家宅男的对门搬来一个美女剧作家兼餐厅招待，Penny（Kaley Cuoco 饰）。宅男开始蠢蠢欲动了，于是诸多啼笑皆非的故事在几个朋友间“爆炸”开来。©豆瓣
长篇影评
1 ) 生活大爆炸
《生活大爆炸》无疑是一部聪明人演绎的聪明情景喜剧，高智商的科学家宅男遇到来美女邻居从而碰撞出不一样的火花，也就是他们平常的啼笑皆非的日常生活，才惹得观众哈哈大笑。他们以自己高智商的头脑理论去解读生活中是琐事，却不曾想沉迷于科学的他们即便个个智商一百八也掩盖不了自己是生活白痴的事实。聪明人，科学怪人，宅男，一个个字眼表达着他们并非普通人，操着满嘴的科学术语或许在平常人眼中也是一种奇妙的感觉。
2 ) 土摩托的世界
（若干阅读者表示，是Caltech大学不是MIT。特此在文首更正下。
正文就不更正了，因为最初看的时候确实没在意，二来，MIT真押韵）
演员们个个肢体柔软、眼波生动、言语自然，剧集巨澎湃、巨萌、巨科学。
《奋斗》里只有一个“才华洋溢”的陆涛，《the Big Bang Theory》讲的却是漫山遍野智商超群的高材生。随便抓个看门房的老大爷，也是偷渡到美国的前苏联物理学精英。
《越狱》中撕脚飞永远只有一个便秘难受的装酷表情，《the Big Bang Theory》主角却是无论刚强或柔软，都教人揪心揪肺笑得喘不过气的“吴彦祖”。
《英雄》里的群像太过单薄，只有hiro和克莱尔具有吸引人的自身魅力。但在《the Big Bang Theory》里的每一个演员，都是会跳艳舞的三文鱼，鲜动灵活，活宝万分。
也许以上的比较有些无聊。但同样是女生底裤，在车模妹妹们的偶然一露，与pub勾搭来的mm进浴室后搭在陈衣篓边的那一条，肯定让人感觉完全不同。
“这是一部为全球化时代宅男量身定做的剧集。故事从土摩托A和土摩托B一起为了扩展家中宽带，双双走上卖精赚钱之路开始。这样的开头，立刻会让广大的文艺青年们想起关于余华的《许三观卖血记》，唤醒欢欢爱好者们记忆中阅读过的护士yy文。但总之，blogger和宅男们会很快发现，这就是关于他们自己的故事，土摩托作为主角，完美地演绎了这一切。而且，这里有很多土摩托，各种各样的土摩托，漫山遍野都是。”
——Stephent Sing 《TIMES》NO KaOpu专栏作者
“超越幻想的真实！土摩托与电车男制造、养殖出了一群足以成为他们死敌的、噩梦一般的孩子，可怕的是，他们都在MIT!
注意：没有蓝幕镜头，也没有光学工魔。”
——Ziiirqz 豆瓣 美剧长老议事会秘书
在过去的几天里，我将这部剧集推荐给身边的一些朋友，不太开心的是，总有一些家伙会这样回复，“真无聊。我建议你去看看那部《行星：地球》，多么浩瀚的场景，多么蓬勃的生命力！”
我还是应该放弃将这部片子推荐给所有人的努力。我只是随便打开土豆上这部片子的豆单，从第一分钟起，一直笑到第十四集结束——从深夜两点到早上七点，喷出的口水泅湿了我整床被子。
这是一部关于mit的高材生，与一个金发爆乳女做邻居之后的故事。
两个智商高于360的家伙，如果还具有电车男的宅男气质：玩《光晕》、玩《魔兽世界》、看《太空堡垒卡拉狄加》……再加上常来串门的另两位同学：自诩情圣和语言天才的工程学硕士，和在女人面前便无法说话的印度人。这个无敌的四人组合，他们宅在一起的时候爆发出来的无敌笑料，精彩到让我如今想要用文字来推荐，但都不知道从哪里写起。
妙到颠毫的片子。倾情推荐。
正文就不更正了，因为最初看的时候确实没在意，二来，MIT真押韵）
演员们个个肢体柔软、眼波生动、言语自然，剧集巨澎湃、巨萌、巨科学。
《奋斗》里只有一个“才华洋溢”的陆涛，《the Big Bang Theory》讲的却是漫山遍野智商超群的高材生。随便抓个看门房的老大爷，也是偷渡到美国的前苏联物理学精英。
《越狱》中撕脚飞永远只有一个便秘难受的装酷表情，《the Big Bang Theory》主角却是无论刚强或柔软，都教人揪心揪肺笑得喘不过气的“吴彦祖”。
《英雄》里的群像太过单薄，只有hiro和克莱尔具有吸引人的自身魅力。但在《the Big Bang Theory》里的每一个演员，都是会跳艳舞的三文鱼，鲜动灵活，活宝万分。
也许以上的比较有些无聊。但同样是女生底裤，在车模妹妹们的偶然一露，与pub勾搭来的mm进浴室后搭在陈衣篓边的那一条，肯定让人感觉完全不同。
“这是一部为全球化时代宅男量身定做的剧集。故事从土摩托A和土摩托B一起为了扩展家中宽带，双双走上卖精赚钱之路开始。这样的开头，立刻会让广大的文艺青年们想起关于余华的《许三观卖血记》，唤醒欢欢爱好者们记忆中阅读过的护士yy文。但总之，blogger和宅男们会很快发现，这就是关于他们自己的故事，土摩托作为主角，完美地演绎了这一切。而且，这里有很多土摩托，各种各样的土摩托，漫山遍野都是。”
——Stephent Sing 《TIMES》NO KaOpu专栏作者
“超越幻想的真实！土摩托与电车男制造、养殖出了一群足以成为他们死敌的、噩梦一般的孩子，可怕的是，他们都在MIT!
注意：没有蓝幕镜头，也没有光学工魔。”
——Ziiirqz 豆瓣 美剧长老议事会秘书
在过去的几天里，我将这部剧集推荐给身边的一些朋友，不太开心的是，总有一些家伙会这样回复，“真无聊。我建议你去看看那部《行星：地球》，多么浩瀚的场景，多么蓬勃的生命力！”
我还是应该放弃将这部片子推荐给所有人的努力。我只是随便打开土豆上这部片子的豆单，从第一分钟起，一直笑到第十四集结束——从深夜两点到早上七点，喷出的口水泅湿了我整床被子。
这是一部关于mit的高材生，与一个金发爆乳女做邻居之后的故事。
两个智商高于360的家伙，如果还具有电车男的宅男气质：玩《光晕》、玩《魔兽世界》、看《太空堡垒卡拉狄加》……再加上常来串门的另两位同学：自诩情圣和语言天才的工程学硕士，和在女人面前便无法说话的印度人。这个无敌的四人组合，他们宅在一起的时候爆发出来的无敌笑料，精彩到让我如今想要用文字来推荐，但都不知道从哪里写起。
妙到颠毫的片子。倾情推荐。
3 ) 掀起Nerd主义运动新高潮（花絮、完整版主题曲）
作为friends的坚定拥趸，很少关注其它喜剧，但这部片子的题材实在很难让人拒绝。好在时间都不长，一集就20分钟，很容易就看完了第一季，现在已经巴巴地望着下一季了。
星战，太空堡垒，时间机器，matrix，终结者，魔兽世界，哈比人，halo，评论音轨，导演剪辑版，看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词，只能说，非常亲切。
印象比较深刻的有：
Leonard同学为了告别过去，拥抱新生活，决心将珍藏的模型和影音书籍送人时，那决绝的表情，还有义正辞严的呵斥“不要靠近！否则我将把包装打开”……真是太有爱了。
几个人凑钱在ebay上买了一个原比例的时间机器回来，很拉风。
Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好，跟monica似的，难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍？完全不符合经验规律~~~
猥琐男Howard Wolowitz，赢了physics bowl（物理碗）之后，跪地脱衣，搭配《we are the champion》……
nerd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去，经过卫星、不同大陆的网关，延迟1秒多再回到家来，将一盏灯熄灭，这么做的理由是“we can”。
“吴彦祖”Sheldon同学的自负：“火箭科学家？火箭科学家？你为什么不告诉他我是金门大桥上收费的？火箭科学家？太丢人了”，以及他的中文：“哎呀，吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上，很多很多蒙牛”（朋友在我车上，很多很多朋友），还有它的多普勒效应外套。
---------------------花絮的分隔线--------------------
第九集里面Howard用手机把Leonard和Sheldon在理论物理论坛上打架的视频拍了下来，传到了youtube上，然后被两个中国人看到。
而这段视频在youtube上的确有，而且从视角来应该是Howard拍摄的原版，里面还有Rajesh同学无辜的大头……
《Physicists Gone Wild》
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwsRg6h28c
--------------------完整版主题曲---------------------
Barenaked ladies - "History of Everything"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIdeKg5kt4
歌词
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
来自silenthill的rap化翻译：
宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的（景）象
其实人类（历史）很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫：嗷~（玩完鸟）
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟
恐龙不得不说：靠！（玩完鸟）
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少（pp都成了化石翘）（源自鸡翘）
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧，不想走你的老套
----------第一季各集名字（物理名词风格）和剧情概要---------
E01: "Pilot"
Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
E02: "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
E03: "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
Leonard asks a woman out after he finds out that Penny is seeing someone.
E04: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
E05: "The Hamburger Postulate"
Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
E06: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm"
Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
E07: "The Dumpling Paradox"
With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
E08: "The Grasshopper Experiment"
Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
E09: "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between he and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
E10: "The Loobenfeld Decay"
Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
E11: "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
E12: "The Jerusalem Duality"
With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
E13: "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he's superior.
E14: "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
E15: "The Porkchop Indeterminacy"
The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
E16: "The Peanut Reaction"
Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
E17: "The Tangerine Factor"
Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.
星战，太空堡垒，时间机器，matrix，终结者，魔兽世界，哈比人，halo，评论音轨，导演剪辑版，看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词，只能说，非常亲切。
印象比较深刻的有：
Leonard同学为了告别过去，拥抱新生活，决心将珍藏的模型和影音书籍送人时，那决绝的表情，还有义正辞严的呵斥“不要靠近！否则我将把包装打开”……真是太有爱了。
几个人凑钱在ebay上买了一个原比例的时间机器回来，很拉风。
Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好，跟monica似的，难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍？完全不符合经验规律~~~
猥琐男Howard Wolowitz，赢了physics bowl（物理碗）之后，跪地脱衣，搭配《we are the champion》……
nerd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去，经过卫星、不同大陆的网关，延迟1秒多再回到家来，将一盏灯熄灭，这么做的理由是“we can”。
“吴彦祖”Sheldon同学的自负：“火箭科学家？火箭科学家？你为什么不告诉他我是金门大桥上收费的？火箭科学家？太丢人了”，以及他的中文：“哎呀，吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上，很多很多蒙牛”（朋友在我车上，很多很多朋友），还有它的多普勒效应外套。
---------------------花絮的分隔线--------------------
第九集里面Howard用手机把Leonard和Sheldon在理论物理论坛上打架的视频拍了下来，传到了youtube上，然后被两个中国人看到。
而这段视频在youtube上的确有，而且从视角来应该是Howard拍摄的原版，里面还有Rajesh同学无辜的大头……
《Physicists Gone Wild》
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwsRg6h28c
--------------------完整版主题曲---------------------
Barenaked ladies - "History of Everything"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIdeKg5kt4
歌词
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
来自silenthill的rap化翻译：
宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的（景）象
其实人类（历史）很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫：嗷~（玩完鸟）
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟
恐龙不得不说：靠！（玩完鸟）
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少（pp都成了化石翘）（源自鸡翘）
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧，不想走你的老套
----------第一季各集名字（物理名词风格）和剧情概要---------
E01: "Pilot"
Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
E02: "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
E03: "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
Leonard asks a woman out after he finds out that Penny is seeing someone.
E04: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
E05: "The Hamburger Postulate"
Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
E06: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm"
Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
E07: "The Dumpling Paradox"
With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
E08: "The Grasshopper Experiment"
Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
E09: "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between he and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
E10: "The Loobenfeld Decay"
Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
E11: "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
E12: "The Jerusalem Duality"
With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
E13: "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he's superior.
E14: "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
E15: "The Porkchop Indeterminacy"
The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
E16: "The Peanut Reaction"
Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
E17: "The Tangerine Factor"
Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.
4 ) 说说谢尔顿，友情是多么美好的事情
为什么谢尔顿那么麻烦还有朋友？为什么四人能一直是朋友？
其实谢尔顿只是在四个人当中行为显得特别怪而已，说性格缺陷的话，莱纳德有恋母情结，在家庭的学习压力底下成长导致自卑感极强。霍华德自幼家庭破碎导致心理年龄长不大，因为他潜意识里，童年是最快乐的，从泡妞手法的低级和幼稚的行为等方面可以看出他内心的孤独已经使他接近失常。拉杰出身富豪之家，但由于兄弟姐妹多，父母也是婚姻不美满的人，他个人偏向爱慕妈妈，在缺少手足情和父爱的环境下令他一开始几乎不敢和亲人以外的女性说话。而拯救他们心灵的人，就是谢尔顿。
或者正因为谢尔顿童年没有朋友，使他对友情格外敏感，就像孩子怕玩具被人抢走一样，谢尔顿幼稚地遵守着一条条朋友的理论规则，甚至发明了不合理的舍友协议，起初应该是为了保护自己的利益，但想深一层，每次都是莱纳德不想理他的时候他才出示协议，就像瑞士滑雪那次，莱纳德通宵工作不愿载谢尔顿上下班那次等等，他害怕朋友抛下自己了才出示来威吓，实际上朋友愿意继续忍受他的怪癖的时候，他才放心地重新展现笑容。
谢尔顿对朋友的真实，是解救莱纳德等人心灵的药引，也是他们一起疯狂而从不感到厌倦的理由。
其实谢尔顿只是在四个人当中行为显得特别怪而已，说性格缺陷的话，莱纳德有恋母情结，在家庭的学习压力底下成长导致自卑感极强。霍华德自幼家庭破碎导致心理年龄长不大，因为他潜意识里，童年是最快乐的，从泡妞手法的低级和幼稚的行为等方面可以看出他内心的孤独已经使他接近失常。拉杰出身富豪之家，但由于兄弟姐妹多，父母也是婚姻不美满的人，他个人偏向爱慕妈妈，在缺少手足情和父爱的环境下令他一开始几乎不敢和亲人以外的女性说话。而拯救他们心灵的人，就是谢尔顿。
或者正因为谢尔顿童年没有朋友，使他对友情格外敏感，就像孩子怕玩具被人抢走一样，谢尔顿幼稚地遵守着一条条朋友的理论规则，甚至发明了不合理的舍友协议，起初应该是为了保护自己的利益，但想深一层，每次都是莱纳德不想理他的时候他才出示协议，就像瑞士滑雪那次，莱纳德通宵工作不愿载谢尔顿上下班那次等等，他害怕朋友抛下自己了才出示来威吓，实际上朋友愿意继续忍受他的怪癖的时候，他才放心地重新展现笑容。
谢尔顿对朋友的真实，是解救莱纳德等人心灵的药引，也是他们一起疯狂而从不感到厌倦的理由。
5 ) 《生活大爆炸》里的宅梗，再看一遍还是笑到劈叉
《生活大爆炸》，史上最与阿宅共情、专注刻画「宅文化」的电视剧。
它像一面镜子，映照着亚文化爱好者、ACG粉丝、游戏迷、科幻迷......统称「宅」们的喜怒哀乐。
这期节目，我们聊了聊《生活大爆炸》如何站在阿宅的立场上看世界。谢尔顿的宅人宅事，为何让我们共情？
主播 | 船长、局长、文莉
1、宅也会传染！
看完这部剧，会变成冷门宅知识专家
《生活大爆炸》有明显的“职人剧”特点：
a. 讲述小众的、备受偏见的行业的价值
b. 展现从业者/小人物的喜怒哀乐
c. 制造强烈的身份认同
看《重版出来》想当编辑，受《Legal High》影响去学法律......
看《生活大爆炸》，你也会想逛逛漫展。
它展示了「宅的烦恼」和「宅的心得」，比如：
漫展抢票有多惨烈？
必须提前上好厕所，穿好纸尿裤，4个人狂刷10min愣是挤不进系统。
最后一天没好票，因为嘉宾都走光了，好活动没有了，东西也卖完了，T恤只剩最小码和XXXXXXL码。
cosplay要讲究排兵布阵。
同步率太高不是什么好事，撞角色是不行的。
其次要打配合，研究自身适配度、作品知名度和版本，得出最优解。
谢尔顿和艾米商量cos角色，黑板上的字：「我想cos的CP角色：R2D2＆C3PO、蝙蝠侠＆罗宾、Kirk安迪Spock......」
阿宅失窃有多惨？
谢尔顿和莱纳德家里进贼了，向警察报告被盗情况：
「他们偷了ps2、ps3、xbox、xbox360、经典任天堂、超级任天堂、任天堂64和wii、光环1~3、使命召唤1~3、塞尔达传说、塞尔达传说时之笛、塞尔达黎明公主、超级马里奥兄弟、超级马里奥银河......」
谢尔顿的魔兽账号被盗，伤心到差点昏厥。
「他们偷了我的附魔武器，邪恶角斗士盔甲，纯净力量之杖，全部金币，那可是谢尔顿大侠，85级血精灵，东部王国的英雄！！！！」
耳濡目染，所有人都被4个宅同化了。
S6E13，佩妮、艾米、伯纳黛特开始认真研究漫威，为雷神之锤展开了激烈讨论。
观众 be like
佩妮：我变了，我竟能脱口而出星战知识点
2、宅文化放大镜！
激动人心的名人客串+彩蛋大盘点
星际迷航、星球大战……《生活大爆炸》玩梗高级又地道。局外人觉得可爱，局内人会被刺痛。
星际迷航：
和老舰长William Shatner夏打雷一起玩DND。
老史波克 伦纳德·尼莫伊 声音客串。
佩妮送给谢尔顿一张 伦纳德·尼莫伊 擦过嘴的餐巾纸，谢尔顿狂喜：
我有他的DNA了！！！
四人在《星际迷航》取景地cos经典桥段，车被偷了，被迫在野地里徒步跋涉，真实上演了一出“异星求生”。
星球大战：
和达斯·维达配音演员James Earl Jones一起逛游乐园，上演“爵爷和儿子的温馨日常”。
卢克演员 马克·哈米尔 为谢尔顿主持结婚典礼。
指环王：
4个霍比特人弄到了一个《指环王》电影拍摄用的原版道具——至尊戒，为了抢它反目成仇，互相算计，情节完全契合原著：
魔戒再现，蛊惑人心，至使亲友相残。
......
更多宅人宅事，听我们在节目里盘点！
6 ) 刚整理下来第一集的双语语录.[手打的累死了]
如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面,如果有一个狭缝可以观测到,那它没有同时通过两个狭缝.
So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed,it will not go through both slits.
如果观测不到,那它会通过.
If it's unobserved,it will.
但如果它是在离开平面后,在击中目标物之前被观测到,那它不会同时通过两个狭缝.
However,if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target,it won't have gone through both slits.
没错 你想说什么
Agreed.What's your point?
没什么 我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错
That's no point, i just think it's a good idea for a t-shit.
但那些可怜的女人们会把希望寄托在我的精子上的.
But there's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
如果她最好发现那小不点连曲线下面积该用积分还是微分算都不知道 她会怎么想?
What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距,大多数人被会被绊倒.
If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,most people will trip.
我十二岁时做过一系列试验,我爸爸还摔断了锁骨.
I did a series of experiments when i was 12,My father broke his clavicle.
你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?
Is that why they sent you to a boarding school?
不是, 是因为我那些关于激光的试验.
No. That was a result of my work with lasers.
我们要不要请他来吃午饭?
Should we have invited her for lunch?
不 我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季.
NO.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.
第二季的DVD我们已经看过了.
We already watched the season two dvds.
但评论音轨还没看.
Not with commentary.
这方面我不在行 不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐,你最好不要说些肠运动的事.
I'm no expert,but i believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
不错,只是一些量子力学而已边上还随便写了一点点弦理论.
Yeah,well,it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges.
那部分 是我开的玩笑 讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似
That part there,that's just a joke.It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.
如果你说"上帝啊"是想再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦,那一点没错.
If by "holy smokes",you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff.You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.
没错 我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想就是指你出生时相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置可能会决定你的性格.
Yes.it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
明白了 距离上次有女人在我们这里轻解罗裳 并且看了之后我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的 已经很久了
Point taken.It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off after which we didn't want to rip out eyes out.
我很抱歉,如果我当初遇到点小麻烦就放弃的话我永远也不会在宇宙大爆炸之后成功验证弦理论了.
Excuse me , if i were to give up on the first little hitch,i never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.
So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed,it will not go through both slits.
如果观测不到,那它会通过.
If it's unobserved,it will.
但如果它是在离开平面后,在击中目标物之前被观测到,那它不会同时通过两个狭缝.
However,if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target,it won't have gone through both slits.
没错 你想说什么
Agreed.What's your point?
没什么 我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错
That's no point, i just think it's a good idea for a t-shit.
但那些可怜的女人们会把希望寄托在我的精子上的.
But there's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
如果她最好发现那小不点连曲线下面积该用积分还是微分算都不知道 她会怎么想?
What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距,大多数人被会被绊倒.
If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,most people will trip.
我十二岁时做过一系列试验,我爸爸还摔断了锁骨.
I did a series of experiments when i was 12,My father broke his clavicle.
你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?
Is that why they sent you to a boarding school?
不是, 是因为我那些关于激光的试验.
No. That was a result of my work with lasers.
我们要不要请他来吃午饭?
Should we have invited her for lunch?
不 我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季.
NO.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.
第二季的DVD我们已经看过了.
We already watched the season two dvds.
但评论音轨还没看.
Not with commentary.
这方面我不在行 不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐,你最好不要说些肠运动的事.
I'm no expert,but i believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
不错,只是一些量子力学而已边上还随便写了一点点弦理论.
Yeah,well,it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges.
那部分 是我开的玩笑 讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似
That part there,that's just a joke.It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.
如果你说"上帝啊"是想再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦,那一点没错.
If by "holy smokes",you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff.You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.
没错 我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想就是指你出生时相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置可能会决定你的性格.
Yes.it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
明白了 距离上次有女人在我们这里轻解罗裳 并且看了之后我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的 已经很久了
Point taken.It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off after which we didn't want to rip out eyes out.
我很抱歉,如果我当初遇到点小麻烦就放弃的话我永远也不会在宇宙大爆炸之后成功验证弦理论了.
Excuse me , if i were to give up on the first little hitch,i never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.
谢耳朵有许多缺点，但他也是如此纯粹的一个人。
科学贱客扎堆。吐槽男、失语阿三，真他妈有爱的片子~
请一定不能断啊```洗个痛快澡
Sheldon讲普通话好得意啊!!
谢耳朵怎么这么贱兮兮的还能逗人喜爱
开辟了全新的情景喜剧
哎呀吓死我了XDDDDDDDDD
四个宅男科学家加一个傻妞，成就了最搞笑的美剧，果然现在宅才是王道。
除了女主角，真是完美之作啊。等第九集的这几个月我把前八集看了好几遍，还带到美国看了。大爱Sheldon。“能观赏您大脑的工作真是荣幸啊。”
我觉得这剧最妙的地方是你不用完全弄懂那些理工知识也可以感觉到所有的笑点
多年难得一见的好笑剧。
笑S了~超级可爱~台词很经典~哈哈哈哈~最近看的最好笑的剧集~
第一次尝试看当代的美剧（最近也在重温《糊涂侦探》），真没想到如此精彩。编剧超牛，台词字字珠玑，一集20分钟，看得酣畅淋漓。几位演员的表演也都很出色，最喜欢演谢尔顿的扮演者，那动作和表情拿捏的…继续看第二季
挺逗 但还是犯罪题材比较得我心
Sheldon太好笑了- -哈哈哈哈哈
天才科学家的搞笑故事.超人那段理论太强了.
起码十多年没有这样笑过了……
Sheldon刻薄得让我真欢喜。
神作啊....
我不管，我就喜欢沉迷科学的“傻男孩”sheldon，看起来经常打扰到Leonard。但只是过于沉迷科学，当然，他也在一步步的变化，不断进步。莱纳德虽然表面烦躁着耳朵，他对他却也有着无限的宽容。嗯，这份友情很美好。