康斯坦丁2014

截止到目前，烂番茄（63%，80票），IMDB （6.1/10），也就是及格的水平，为啥我给了个四星呢！哼哼哼哼~ 看完本片后立马钻进对面的放映厅看了个Paul Blart: Mall Cop2 （《百货战警2》）缓解一下气氛，捋一捋吓炸了的毛以及按摩揉捏一下软了的腿。毕竟弱鸡般的我在电影院看过的恐怖电影并不多你造吧，基本能想起来的就是《笔仙》、《京城81号》还一个啥来着忘了。国内的恐怖电影为啥不让你后怕嘞？当然是因为不能有Supernatural是吧是吧。但老美这边可是不会管你这么多的，巴不得借着这些有的没的噱头反映一下这，批判一下那呢是吧。

嗖，跟着我来到影片开始前。哟，坐下的时候还在放预告片！good good good! 结果接下来十分钟我基本都是虚掩着我的眼看完的。全是PG_13啊朋友。（喂音响师你搞错没啊恐怖片的音量不要比速度与激情的声音还大啊喂），各种恐怖片元素：向爸妈求救的小朋友，向警察求救的小朋友，向上帝求救的小朋友，不相信并且说“好好陪着阴森孤寡老人啊乖爸妈两个月后就旅行回来“的智障父母，智障警察，智障邻居，地下室，阁楼，镜子，人偶，超自然现象，突然的”duang“， 大脸的特写，以及各种尖叫，等等等。呼，终于到正片了。R级！！！！！！神马你在逗我！！！！！摔！！！当下就想站起来走人啊谢谢。PG-13的预告都把我吓成这狗样儿了。此时师兄拦住欲拂袖起身的我“师妹莫怕！这R级也只竟比PG-13多些血色罢了。勿要担心~”“师兄，人家要看五十度灰那种R级~”“滚！”

故事大概讲的是一帮人：Blair（女主），密迟（女主男友），亚当（男主基友），Jess （女主闺蜜），肯（胖子，貌似是那种电脑小达人），Val （自成一派）被去世一周年的Laura报复的故事。这帮人参与了对Laura酒后不雅视频的拍摄与上传，还在上传后进行了侮辱性的攻击，结果可怜的Laura不堪舆论压力自尽了。我为什么觉得这个电影吊，它直接把女主Blair的电脑屏幕挪到电影幕布上，而且（看上去）从头到尾没有间断过。至少我的视线会习惯性的跟着鼠标，就像我自己在操作那台电脑一样。呼，幸好我的Dock在下边，yeah。

总结总结我的一些小小的乱七八糟的感触蛤朋友们，预备开始：

1， 有关网络上的负面跟风。40%定律不知道大家听说过没有”某一个虚构事件，当你在没有接触任何证据的情况下，在网络上只要看到四成的评论是带有攻击性的、侮辱性的，你便会倾向于相信这个事件的存在，并急切地给出一个负面的评价。“

好吧朋友们我承认这个40%定律是我刚编的。哎哟！谁扔的鸡蛋！你想想，好好的虚拟社交网络，突然跑出来一堆人骂你，而且这堆人还不认识你，你说说你冤不冤！详情请见中国众多明星微博。

2，生活不能太放肆淫乱。你看看，当女主因为Val和胖子的死被吓得怕怕的说”俺是好人，放俺条生路“时，我深深地感受到laura同学是个惊悚电影控。因为，她居然说”呵呵，I want to play a game.“ 这句话hin眼熟吧孩子们。游戏呢是叫什么never ever的死亡游戏，规则是：

命题为”我从来没做过XX“， 这样玩家中做过XX的就记一次。举例：
命题为”我从来没想上过头条“，这样某峰同学就被记一次。

命题有如下， Blair从未跟男友的好友亚当滚过床单，Jess从未偷过亚当（还是密迟）的钱，Jess从未撞过Blair妈妈的车啊（这个好怪是不是我听错了），密迟从未告发过亚当进局子啊，从没有人想替Jess死啊等等。哇，眼瞅着大家一个个失去理智，惨惨惨。你说说你们，肯定是Due不够多，Project不够累，Exam不够难，不然哪有让你们逍遥的功夫。还是好好学习，多种树！！有些朋友挥拳说了我就是要淫乱，我就是要精彩的人生，拒绝平淡，拒绝乏味！”喂喂LAU姐么？有的人不服想找你谈谈人生~“

3， 平时要多多积德。善哉善哉！临近片尾时，我还一度以为Laura当年和Blair是真爱：Facebook的公共主页全是她俩的照片，Laura当年发的一些照片只有Blair点赞。。我还脑洞大开以为是个温馨结局，在死亡倒数三十秒时如果Blair把Laura加回好友也许Laura就安息了。谁承想Blair才是最坏的小婊砸，Laura酒后视频就是B婊拍的。哎。可怜啊，生前所谓的闺蜜啊竟然出卖了自己。对于Laura来讲，就是杀在B身，痛在自己的心上啊。

列为看客们，你敢拍拍胸脯保证自己没说过基友、闺蜜、红颜、蓝颜、前男友、前女友、前妻、前夫、没追上的男女神、看不上的男女屌丝、上司、同事、下属、老师、同学、看门儿大爷、广场舞大妈的坏话么？这个世界并不完美，但我们是不是应该以更积极的心态来面对呢，真善美哟！当你想说一句不中听的话或做一件不那么河蟹的事情的时候，能不能深呼吸，放下怨念，多想想对方的好，然后去种一棵树呢。不仅减少了悲剧的发生，还顺便美化了环境一举两得啊朋友们。

写在最后：
有的朋友问了为什么写作风格这么不认真严肃（其实根本没人问）。我才不会承认我是因为晚上吓得睡不着觉才写这篇吐槽的哞。希望被吓到的朋友们看到我这篇一本正经的胡说八道后可以心情不那么沉重吼。电影是好看的，不然我也不会花这么久写你说是呗~

网络时代一切都很快，快到让人怀念从前慢。
好朋友们有机会的话都可以看下这部片子。
我不禁要问自己几个问题：
为什么看电影之前都要看下豆瓣的评分才觉得看与不看？
为什么有时候对明明不喜欢的人仍要笑脸相迎？
如果哪一天被人publish了我所做过的一些难堪的事，我又何去何从？
有人说人是群居性动物，社会离不开个人，个人也离不开社会，
但我觉得社会的进步是以人作为个体能够更加深入的去思考自己为判断标准的。
1. 要善待他人善待自己，佛说以德报怨，哪怕是为自己着想；
2. 有位朋友提到的underage drinking的问题值得大书特书，酒跟钱一样，本无过，可问题是我很反感的中国酒桌文化不知道是从哪一辈“传承”的，但我希望在我这一辈可以永远告别历史舞台。
--君子慎独，好自为之

Here is a Film Plot :
Set in Fresno, California, Unfriended is told through a laptop screencast of high school student Blaire Lily (Shelley Hennig), one year after her childhood friend Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman), a victim of cyberbullying, had committed suicide after an embarrassing video of her was uploaded to YouTube. Blaire is contacted over Skype by her boyfriend Mitch Roussel (Moses Jacob Storm) and later joined by three of their friends: Jess Felton (Renee Olstead), Ken Smith (Jacob Wysocki), and Adam Sewell (Will Peltz), as well as a faceless account named "billie227", who claims to be Laura.

The group make several unsuccessful attempts to get rid of the user. Later they suspect that another girl, Val Rommel (Courtney Halverson), whom they all despise, is pranking them. When she is invited to the chat, Jess's Facebook is suddenly updated with photos of Val drinking and smoking at a party. Jess, who proclaims her innocence, attempts to delete the photos, but they continue to reappear. After finally deleting them, the photos are mysteriously posted by Adam's account. After being threatened multiple times by Laura, Val eventually calls 911 to report online abuse and signs off.

After finding out that the user's account is Laura's, Blaire gets an email from her which includes a link to the Instagram website, showing a photo of a message Laura sent Val a year earlier, begging her to remove the embarrassing video. Val cruelly rejected the plea and told her to kill herself. When multiple Instagram users criticize Val, she is suddenly brought back into the chat. Val is seen silently standing motionless in her bathroom, next to an open bottle of bleach. Concerned, when Blaire calls Val to check on her, Val's phone is seen vibrating across her counter. Suddenly, her laptop is abruptly knocked to the ground. The police arrive and shout out police codes. The group try to work out what happened to Val using those codes, and her death is eventually labeled a suicide. Though it is not explicitly stated, it is implied that Val was forced to drink the bottle of bleach.

After Ken briefly gets the account out of the chat, Adam tries to call the police, but is met by a voice telling him to not hang up. Laura resurfaces as a camera view that is revealed to be in Ken's room. Ken is seen being attacked by an unseen force, then shredding his hand in an active blender, before killing himself by breaking the blender then using the blades to slice his throat.

Laura forces the four remaining friends to play Never Have I Ever, threatening to end the loser's life. Through this game, she reveals dark secrets that put the friends at odds with each other. Adam becomes enraged and uses the game to force Blaire to reveal that she is no longer a virgin, having had sex with him twice. Mitch retaliates by forcing Adam to reveal that he gave a girl roofies at a party, had sex with her while she was unconscious and then forced her to get an abortion when he found out that she was pregnant. Blaire and Adam then receive messages from their printer, but refuse to reveal what their messages say. Mitch, angry that Blaire and Adam are apparently sending "secret messages", threatens to log off, to which Laura responds that if he does, he will die. Eventually, Blaire shows her note: "If you reveal this note, Adam will die." Adam immediately shoots himself in the face as his screen shows his note: "If you reveal this note, Blaire will die."

Laura demands to know who defaced her grave. After Jess refuses to admit she was the one who vandalized it, Laura turns all the lights off in her house. As Jess hides in her bathroom, Blaire goes on Chatroulette and successfully gets someone to call the police. Suddenly, Jess' video feed disconnects and for a few seconds, she is seen screaming at an unseen force that is seemingly possessing her. Seconds after, she is shown choking to death on an electric hair straightener, that was activated. Blaire receives a Facebook notification from Jess's account and it is an image of Jess during her death, immortalised into an Internet meme by Laura.

Laura then demands to know who uploaded the video of her. After Laura privately messages Blaire on Facebook, asking who posted the video, Blaire admits that it was Mitch who uploaded it. Mitch suddenly dies when he stabs himself in the eye, leaving Blaire alone in the chat room.

As Blaire breaks down crying, Laura thanks her for her help, but tells her that she must confess to one more thing. Blaire tries to placate Laura by showing her past photos of when the two were friends. Laura uploads the humiliating video of her on Blaire's Facebook account, but in this version, Blaire is revealed to be the cameraman who is laughing at Laura's misfortune. The video is flooded with hate comments blaming Blaire for Laura's death. Blaire, in a state of shock, sits silently just as billie227 signs off followed by her bedroom door creaking open. Silhouetted hands appear out of nowhere and they suddenly close Blaire's laptop (as the film switches to a first-person view). Laura's vengeful ghost suddenly appears as Blaire unleashes one final scream.
That is What Happened....,4 Star,